Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was waiting for the crossing guard to safely wave him over.
The chicken was waiting for the crossing guard to safely wave him over.
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Originally posted by Dorian View Post
:rolf: thats the way..
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because someone had decapitated it's head just a second before it was about to cross.Comment
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He changed his mind..Comment
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To attain the goal of achieving being on the general area of land that was currently several metres away in distance with an intervening longitudinal area of tarmac that is mainly designated for automobile vehicles.Comment
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Originally posted by Dorian View Post
that is knighthood worthy, sir.
BPP, could you please add a smiley which displays LOL, but instead of typing :lol: you type
orian:
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Why did the chicken take the bus and not drive?
Chickens aren't allowed to operate automobiles on city pavements.Comment
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Woah, that was tiring. I'll be back tomorrow guys.
I'll leave you with these gems...
Knock knock
Knock knock
Knock knock
Damn, I guess he's not home.
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Because, numbers don't have emotions.Comment
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What do you get if you jump out of a plane?
The ceasing of all vital bodily functions and termination of the biological systems that define any living organism, otherwise known as death.Comment
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Use a crane.Comment
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