Are the joke supposed to be the ****** ass/obvious punch-lines you have here? If so, one 'ha' came out my mouth for the 'get in the car' joke... the rest are ****. Infact, **** actually just rang me, he finds these jokes ****ter than ****.
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I had a leak in the roof over my dining room so I called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" he asked. I told him, "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"Comment
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Why do women fake ******s?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.Comment
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A mushroom walks into a bar, bartender say "we don't serve your kind here" he says "why not i'm a fun-guy" (fungi)Comment
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.Comment
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why did the rooster cross the road?
it's **** was stuck in the chicken.Comment
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How'd you give a woman more freedom?
Extend the kitchen.
If your wife is calling for you at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
The dog obviously, cause he'll shut the **** up after you let him in!Comment
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fcuk off, you won't bring it back."Comment
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Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide run for office?
She'd already been President for 8 years.Comment
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