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    [LMAO!] Funny Joke, lolz

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    here it is:


    What's the difference between ***** and a doorknob?

    As of 2010, ***** is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door.


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    Originally posted by sultanisking View Post
    :

    here it is:


    What's the difference between ***** and a doorknob?

    As of 2010, ***** is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door.


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    What do you call a black man with a PhD?


    A doctor.
    Last edited by S.G.; 07-31-2010, 03:07 PM.

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        #4
        Originally posted by S.G. View Post
        What do you call a black man with a PhD?


        A doctor.
        OMG!! Here it comes, this is so funny I am in hysterics.

        A man and a woman are crossing the desert. They find a lamp in the sand. The man rubs the lamp and nothing happens. Afterward, he feels a bit foolish.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sultanisking View Post
          OMG!! Here it comes, this is so funny I am in hysterics.

          A man and a woman are crossing the desert. They find a lamp in the sand. The man rubs the lamp and nothing happens. Afterward, he feels a bit foolish.

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            #6
            What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?

            Get in the car.

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              #7
              Originally posted by sultanisking View Post
              What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?

              Get in the car.

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                #8
                I got stopped by a woman in the street today. She said, "Excuse me, sir, have you had an accident in the last three years that wasn't your fault?" I said, "Yes, she's nearly 2 now."

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                  #9
                  What did the wheel say to other wheel?

                  Nothing, wheels don't talk.

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                    #10
                    If you were stranded in the Sahara desert with no food how come you wouldn't starve?

                    Because you can stop and have a sand-wich any time you like

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