Oldest chick you ever boned?

[Beercules]

My cousin, 19 at the time was ****ing her sister, in her late 20's. I was at my cousin's house and this chick called him, my cousin invited her over and asked her to bring her sister for me, so she did.

The sister was 31, ugly AF and obese. She had like 3 kids and 1 was like 15 years old. I don't even know how I drank so much to the point of not caring and fcuking her, but I did. She even gave me a gold ring which I lost and never gave back.

The following week they wanted to hang out again and we did, this time I didn't drink. The chick got upset I didn't want to mess with her and she and her sister took off pissed. They had a nice fixed up Dodge Ram, I just remember hearing them taking off flooring it burning rubber while my cousin looked at me nodding his head, but fck that, she was ugly AF.

Ahhhh I see. Sucks but it counts man

[Redd Foxx]

37 when I was 21. Was my girlfriend's mom. No lies.

[Beercules]

37 when I was 21. Was my girlfriend's mom. No lies.

You're going to hell. Some details please

[Redd Foxx]

You're going to hell. Some details please

Her mom was a rocker, threw parties, hung out w/ everyone. One night, after an argument, my g/f went to the club without me and her mom and I were partying alone...

I used have a real addiction (due to insecurity) and my ***ual exploits are legendary w/ my friends. Female bosses, the girlfriends of my social enemies, and the piece de resistance; a teacher (though admittedly, it was college, I was 26, she 37). Making out w/ my teacher behind a building during a school function was something else.

It wasn't all cool though. The stories aren't worth the 10 years I wasted chasing tail, all to satisfy a mental sickness.

[TBear]

Seriously, because when I was young and wild(and single) I never checked their age. I was seeing a couple divorcees and to me as long as they still looked great age never mattered.

[Psylence83]

I done one that was at least 70 when i was 18 or 19.......looks like i win

[moltres.]

aint done a mature, i would, but they all have kids and there vagina would be mash?

i like to lick neat vagina

[Sugar Adam Ali]

55 when I was about 23/24.... She had some big ole funbags

[Weltschmerz]

Details Weltz

I had an affair with a previous colleague. She was my direct boss on top of that and it was a tricky situation. The relationship was very short lived as I found out it's not a good idea getting involved with your own boss like that because the professional distance you need to have gets messed up. But I like to think she came onto me, so I was innocent Anyway, lesson learned an I got burned.

[Derranged]

A 46 year old when I was 30.