I was into the older birds when I was younger.
Oldest was 15/16 years older than me. I was 18 at time. She was a Clit Pearced squirter & it was fun.
Oldest I know of was my pal. He came out to see me at the gym in Thailand. I hadn't seen him in over 6 months. I met him at the airport & showed him around the usual haunts in bkk
We went back to the hotel & I suggested we should get a massage. He's completely green at this point, furthest he'd been from home was dam & when I took him to Glasgow.
I told him that if he got a hard on during the massage that he had to **** the masseuse, told him it was a big insult if he didn't.
He's in the room next to me. My door goes & in pops this wee fat bird in her 40s. I got my massage & that's it, no extras for me.
My masseuse left & I'm waiting for my pal to finish his.
I then see his bird leaving the room, she looked like she'd died 20 years before & must have been in her late 60s. He was 22 at the time. He'd pumped this old woman thinking it was some cultural insult not to. When I told him that I'd been winding him up his face was a picture.
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