Funny Joke, lolz

[FinitoxDinamita]

I only do racist jokes and it gets taken down by mods.

[EdWins]

one night my girlfriend tried to force me into having *** with her on top of her Honda Civic, but if I'm going to have *** it'll be on my own Accord.

Buh-dum-tist...

[Curtis Harper]

An Irish, An Italian and a Pole are sent on a mission across a desert and can only bring one thing with them.

On they go

After a while the 2 guys look at the Irish guy and asks, hey, what did you bring.
A gallon of the best ale.

They look at him and ask ''Why ?'''

''Well, when i get thirsty, I have something to drink.''

They look at each other quizzically and move on.

The Irish and the Pole look at the Italian guy and ask hey, what did you bring ?
A tray of lasagna.

He got the same befuddled look as the Irish guy got
''Why did you bring that ?'' they ask.

''When I get hungry I'll have something to eat.''

Makes sense. On they go.

Well, now the Irish and the Italian are too curious to not ask the Pole.....

''Why did you bring a car door ?''

''Well, when it gets hot, I'll just roll down the window.''

[Curtis Harper]

Yo momma so fat, I can't stand her.

[EdWins]

what do you call a philosopher who stays smashing hoes?

Someone who is deep in thot

[EdWins]

I never understood school shooting jokes smh...

I guess they are aimed at a younger audience

[Curtis Harper]

I never understood school shooting jokes smh...

I guess they are aimed at a younger audience

freals

[TJ highway]

A 7 year old and his 5 year old brother are in their bedroom and the 7 year old says...
'You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. Tomorrow morning we'll go down for breakfast, I'll swear then you go next'.
'Ok' said his brother.
The next morning the mum asks what they want for breakfast.
'I'll have coco pops, b***h' said the 7 year old.
With a WHACK, he flies out of his chair crying his eyes out.
The mum turns to the 5 year old and says sternly, 'and what about you?'
'I dunno' says the 5 year old, ' but it won't be ****ing coco pops'.

[Lomadeaux]

If you were stranded in the Sahara desert with no food how come you wouldn't starve?

This is the punch line right here. No need to go any further.

[alza1988]

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