do you steal towels in hotel you stay at?

[FinitoxDinamita]

Helllll naw man lol and it's not for moral reasons either. Those towels have been used by countless amount of people dude. That ****** ass sht i dont care how much it's been washed.

Im an outdoor guy who goes to many Cabins so I might take a packaged soap from the bathroom at times but anything that isnt properly packaged, i dont go near that sht.

[Willy Wanker]

Yeah, what I do is this:

I find Mexican maids or Filipinas and axe them to get me sheets, towels and goose down comforters..

I then buy a cheap extra suit case and pack it til it barely closes..

my wife feels embarrassed by me, yet she loves throwing away stolen chit

You and I are woke.

We bust loads is Filpina maids.

Big Boss B.utler will pay the tab.

I'm drunk, shalom.

[PeepeePoopooMan]

I stole underwear from the laundromat. Does that count?

You're the type of person they keep in solitary confinement

[Rockybigblower]

You're the type of person they keep in solitary confinement

No...I'm the kind of person who soils himself in public and often needs to take affirmative action.

[Razor Ramon]

I did once to use one as something to wrap up something I was taking home in my luggage, for extra padding. Otherwise no, as towels aren't expensive and I don't want something that's dried unknown numbers of random people's balls that much

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I went to the city with my uncle, who was my chaperone, while I got my braces tightened many years ago.
He’s the kind of guy where I’d be surprised if he is even has I.D.
We went to a movie rental place, when those still existed, and he disappeared into the back room. I didn’t know what a back room was at the time until during the plane ride back, he explained it.

He scored around 10 porno tapes off this rental place knowing full well he was never going to visit this city again.

[Szef]

I bring an empty suitcase to fill up with towels and hand them out as souvenirs to my family and friends when I get home

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Lol Ross is gangsta son!

[Zaroku]

You and I are woke.

We bust loads is Filpina maids.

Big Boss B.utler will pay the tab.

I'm drunk, shalom.

I got some towels that I save for guests. Plush!