Limey Lang

[Jambo boy]

I would watch it but this Neil Young night has got me glued to the telly.

They just played this...

[Oasis_Lad]

I hear Laddie's trousersnake beating on the door
I don't think my arse could take much more
Oh, the damage done.

Laddie's trousersnake and the damage done
My arse will have to brave another run
Oh, the damage is done.

I saw his trousersnake take another man
Can my arse survive? I don't think that it can
Oh, my arse is ****ed beyond repair.

[Jambo boy]

Beautiful. Young is a **** frankly, for not using those lyrics.

[Oasis_Lad]

His foresight failed him.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I hear Laddie's trousersnake beating on the door
I don't think my arse could take much more
Oh, the damage done.

Laddie's trousersnake and the damage done
My arse will have to brave another run
Oh, the damage is done.

I saw his trousersnake take another man
Can my arse survive? I don't think that it can
Oh, my arse is ****ed beyond repair.

.........

[Oasis_Lad]

*Slurps back a Stella*

[Jambo boy]

*Slurps back a Stella*

*does the same*

[Roger Yomama]

I hear Laddie's trousersnake beating on the door
I don't think my arse could take much more
Oh, the damage done.

Laddie's trousersnake and the damage done
My arse will have to brave another run
Oh, the damage is done.

I saw his trousersnake take another man
Can my arse survive? I don't think that it can
Oh, my arse is ****ed beyond repair.

Encore!!

[Oasis_Lad]

I made a cracking sandwich today, fellas.

It consisted of:

Two slices of bread (Buttered generously) Ham, melted cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and the Coupe De Grace:

Egg mayonnaise.

Twas a shade of succulent beyond description.

[Roger Yomama]

I made a cracking sandwich today, fellas.

It consisted of:

Two slices of bread (Buttered generously) Ham, melted cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and the Coupe De Grace:

Egg mayonnaise.

Twas a shade of succulent beyond description.

Did you try the same again but toasted? Whack that bad boy into a Breville!!