The worst date you ever been on

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Let�s hear it.

Not dropping mine as the opener because it�s so fuckin insane that I think it would discourage you guys from sharing.

[EDD1]

I once met a girl at a formal wedding, she was dressed nice and I didn't talk to her much as were introduced by a family friend,,,, asked her out and on the day of, she was dressed as a chola and spent the whole time looking out for rival gang members �� ,,, I had to hear all about her beefs ,,, no noogie

[JimRaynor]

Back in the day I Met a girl off ******* once, looked great in her pics, did all the right angles. I set up a date for us to go see a movie at the theater, Mission Impossible 3. I arrive to the theater and call/text her where she was so I could finally formally meet her. She answers and says she’s actually already bought her ticket and is inside the theater. I enter this pitch black theater to find her in the back corner. I go to give her a hug and my arms couldn’t fit around her, she was a big girl. Needless to say I never paid attention to a movie more than I did that night, but I did end it on a positive note by taking her out for a slice of pizza and dropping her off to never talk to her again.

[Szef]

Had a date in the evening

Earlier that day i went to work, then to the gym to lift, then went swimming and then played football (soccer) with my buddies

I was tired af

I lived with a roommate at the time so when she came over we went straight to my room, drank wine in bed and watched a movie

We kissed, the mood was perfect. But as I said I was tired af plus the wine made me feel drawsy. So I'm thinking to myself 'ok I'll take a 5 minute nap and then it's go time'. It was dark so I thought she wouldn't notice

Woke up the next morning lol

Luckily she was easy going and laughed it off. Closed the deal later that day but still the date was shyt and it was completely my fault lol

[Willy Wanker]

We kissed, the mood was perfect. But as I said I was tired af plus the wine made me feel drawsy. So I'm thinking to myself 'ok I'll take a 5 minute nap and then it's go time'. It was dark so I thought she wouldn't notice

Woke up the next morning lol

At least you didn't fall asleep while ****ing her.

[Boxing-1013]

The obvious - 'wow she is 50-75 pounds heavier than her pictures' date is obviously out there, quite a few times over for me.

Worst one - probably where I met a girl out to walk around a local public space (my usual go-to). It is like a theme park type place, so plenty of people there.

The girl I was meeting with, well she took very selective photos. I knew she wasn't the cutest before we met, but I was bored so I figured I would give it a shot on a Friday night. Maybe 1/10 times you are pleasantly surprised as well and the girl is more attractive than the 5/10 she appears to be online.

As I was walking around with this girl, well, I couldn't help but to look around, and I kept thinking to myself 'man I am with the most unattractive girl here at this park.' She was just not attractive at all. Kind of had a lesbian vibe to her. Walked like a dude, kind of carried herself like a dude. She was one of those who posted no body pictures of herself. But it wasn't even her body shape that was so bad. It was just her mannerisms.

I try to keep my first meetings with someone pretty light and casual so if it looks like a mess, I can dip out though. That saved me there. Just spent about 30 minutes walking around, but it ******.

[Boxing-1013]

I also went on a date with a girl who was in school to be a doctor. Her pictures were like a mixed bag - she had the bikini picture where the figure looked great, but how old was it? Some of her smiling pictures looked good, and some looked weird. Anyway, she seemed like a solid potential match, so we went out one weekend.

We go out, and are having a pretty good time bowling. She looks pretty good, but I'm pretty picky so wasn't really feeling it. But we were still flirting and having fun.

She goes to the bathroom and comes back. She says 'I forgot to wear my mask to the bathroom, I felt like everyone was giving me a crazy look'

You're always trying to feel out the other person's political views, especially these days. I really wasn't sure with her. I was giving her a little hard time about not wearing her mask. Just joking like 'oh you don't think masks work huh'

After a couple of those lines, she (after her 3rd drink or so) said 'I voted for *****, OK' - lol. I gave her the 'wow that escalated' look.

The next 30 minutes of our date was basically a discussion of politics and Trump etc. I wasn't even trying to get too deep into a political discussion since it is invariably a waste of time with people. But she kept saying so many dumb things. She was like 5'9 too and fairly well built.

I'm like 6'2 and well built so she wasn't going to be bullying me obviously, but she had this demeanor where it was like she thought she was tough too. It was really off-putting. Like she knew she could just keep being somewhat aggressive and saying dumb things since she was a woman.

She got dropped off there so I had to give her a ride - but not before she said she didn't want me to take her home. Then she very cringily said 'Wait, why are we fighting like this' like it was our 100th date or something, lol.

She insisted on coming back to my house and hanging out too. I kind of tried to fu.ck her, just because she was there you know, but nothing happened. Heart wasn't really in it lol.

We messaged a few more times, this was before the election. And she would say the nastiest, dumbest things. I think she realized I had no interest in her since she was a ******** so she wanted to try to be catty. She almost had a breakdown on election night when ***** looked behind. Posted a snap of her drinking heavily and slurring her words. What a catch.

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Second worst date I ever been on:

Pretty hot girl approaches me outside of a liquor store.

I know, right? This relationship is romantic and destined to succeed.

She asks for a smoke and lights it. Feels like 20 questions as she walks with me back home while I can’t get a word in edgewise.

I reach my block and think this is it. She probably lives somewhere nearby and that explains her insanity/insistence on following me this far. No. She says her friends ditched her, phone is dead, and she needs to come over to warm up.

Guys would be so easy to serial kill.

We end up getting drunk together, watching Romeo & Juliet and then Human Centipede. She insisted on these.

I’m actually having a great time. She is like a ***y, fun rocker chick with a reckless, old school sense of the world.

She spends the night.

I wake up and she is cooking breakfast. Thankful she didn’t steal anything on her way out the door I just sort of act like all of this is normal. She stays the day, and then night, and sleeps over again.

She stays over for 4 nights.

My roommate returns from his 3 month European trip to find this bizarre woman living with us now. He’s not impressed.

About 12 hours later he dumps her vodka down the drain and calls the police as she is following him around screaming. I have no clue what is happening.

Roommate is describing the scene to the police. There is a woman whose name, age, and place of birth keeps changing sitting in his living room. She has threatened to kill him the last 3 times I left the room.

Been so drunk during this drink and fuckathon that I hadn’t realized her ever changing story until it was pointed out to me.

I ask her if any of this is true and she began to crumble. Age changed, name changed, now she has no friends and her phone works fine.

With the cops still on the phone she clear as day says to my roommate “my brother is a devil worshipper and if I call him then we will be sawing your feet off within 14 minutes”. First evidence of her being nuts. I’m sitting there stunned and wondering why 14 minutes. She grabs her bag like she knows she effed up and walks to the door. Stops. Asks me if I’m coming with her or not. Fuck no, lol. She storms off.

AnywY, cops show up not long after she flees the scene. They tell us to keep our door locked and that it’s probably not a good idea to let strangers off the street inside. Roommate has a laugh with his new bestie. Never see the girl again.

[VegasMichael]

Got to know this bartender pretty well at a tavern I used to hang out at and we agreed to go out. Met her at a club and we hung out and talked and danced and had a good time. Left the club and I walked her to her car only to notice her windshield had been smashed. As luck would have it a cop car pulled up and asked what happened. She reported the vandalism to him and he took down her info. He goes back to his car and runs her name and then comes back and tells her she is under arrest for outstanding warrants. Puts her in the back of the car and drives away. I gave her a little wave, shrugged my shoulders and went home.

[Beercules]

I was dating this girl Tara for about a month


Everything was going well. She wasn't much of a drinker


On night she's like I want to get drunk tonight. I'm like cool lets get a bottle and just hang out at the crib.




This r e t a r d got extremely fcking drunk (like she never drank before in her life)


****ing hell. I'm assuming she ate a bunch of brownies or ****ing chocolate cake



Projectile vomiting all over my bed room. Brownie mixed with vodka all over my bed. She has vomit dripping from her chin, mouth covered in cake and puke.




****ing gross.



Then to top it all off, she washes up and then tries to kiss me a couple minutes later.



Like girl, if you don't get away from me I'm going to beat your ass.





Anyway, didn't last much longer after that night.