What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[Rockybigblower]

Also...i met a dude in a bar one night and he invited me back to smoke some weed. During the course of the evening he decided to show me 6 plants he had growing out in his backyard. I was wasted but when i left i walked to the end of the street...checked the sign and called a buddy to come collect me...then we hid behind that fence til the dudes lights went out and heisted those plants pronto. Never saw him again and had a good couple of weeks free smokin

[Willy Wanker]

Future Tree lover?

I've always wanted to be one with nature.

[Furn]

I once recorded a game without express written consent from Major League Baseball.

[*TonyMontana*]

Shot a Duck
Regretted it right away

[Willy Wanker]

This one time in church, I had a raging boner at the convention booth. I ended up confessing that to the priest too, it felt like the right thing to do. He added an extra 5 Hail Marys for the heavenly hardon that just refused to be held down.

[DARKSEID]

Also...i met a dude in a bar one night and he invited me back to smoke some weed. During the course of the evening he decided to show me 6 plants he had growing out in his backyard. I was wasted but when i left i walked to the end of the street...checked the sign and called a buddy to come collect me...then we hid behind that fence til the dudes lights went out and heisted those plants pronto. Never saw him again and had a good couple of weeks free smokin

That story did not end the way I was expecting it to.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Also...i met a dude in a bar one night and he invited me back to smoke some weed. During the course of the evening he decided to show me 6 plants he had growing out in his backyard. I was wasted but when i left i walked to the end of the street...checked the sign and called a buddy to come collect me...then we hid behind that fence til the dudes lights went out and heisted those plants pronto. Never saw him again and had a good couple of weeks free smokin

Do you always go back to random men's houses after the pub?.

[FinitoxDinamita]

So he was growing weed outside in the backyard??

I bet it was sht weed then not even worth smoking.

[Underboss]

Nothing serious. I was caught masturbating in a dollar store. Young and horny.

[Rip Chudd]

When I was little and had no sense
I took a wiz on an electric fence
It hurt so bad, it shocked my balls
Then I took a crap in my overalls