Anyone know where my lounge bull**** of the week thread is?

[i_am_a_champ]

Kalate is Japanese not chinese

Lacist!

Shaoling kung-fu , did they do any spin kicks and hadokens

Also, I feel Tua should be exonerated as we should be happy our fellow resident, the gun-toting Tua kept it unweaponized and Anorak bought to justice

[Guest]

you're a good guy annie despite our differences and your avatars.

We don't have differences, do we? Have we ever argued?

[Guest]

Story is completely true, Annie.

Funny story too.

Funny story - I laid out a woman.

You're the new Lichard Plyor.

[Left Hook Tua]

Funny story - I laid out a woman.

You're the new Lichard Plyor.

It's funny to other sociopaths and psychopaths

[BodyBagz]

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[jaded]

Tried it in search, can't find it. And just when Offensive Wizardry told me about this bull**** masterclass:





Where'd you start with that? His boast is hitting a woman?

But the Chinese mafia **** themselves over him and his mates were out that night. "maybe a dozen plus" of them... I wonder how they booked the table?

"How many people are dining, sir?"

"Ummm... maybe a dozen. Maybe more than that."

"Well, we need to know an exact number for the table booking."

"Oh, don't worry about that, I'm only bullshitting anyway. You're a figment of my imagination like the rest of this story."


Imagine being the head of the Chinese Triad.

"Are we going out tonight for a gangland hit?"

"Well, we were thinking about it, but we heard some cunt off an internet forum might be out. He might punch women."

"That shouldn't interfere with our plans."

"No, but he's out with a dozen of his imaginary friends."

"A dozen?"

"Maybe. Could be a dozen plus. He loses count."

"*********** me, we'd better stay in tonight then. Tell the Mexican cartel and the Crips as well... we don't want them getting hurt. They'd have no chance."




It's fine bullshit, folks - is it your bullshit of the week?

http://jeetwin55.com/forums/n...d#post31772482

[Offensive Wizardry]

We don't have differences, do we? Have we ever argued?

semantics.

i think you got upset one time and quoted a post of mine where i listed things that **********s and ********s believe in.

in the end,

if you are a decent (hetero***ual) human being and you want what's best for society and the world and its future, you will have but no choice to agree with me.

[Guest]

semantics.

i think you got upset one time and quoted a post of mine where i listed things that **********s and ********s believe in.

in the end,

if you are a decent (hetero***ual) human being and you want what's best for society and the world and its future, you will have but no choice to agree with me.

Oh, right.

Well, 99% of the time I'm just joking anyway, but I don't get into polly tricks too much.

I'm not down on gay people, though... 90% of my viewing habits revolve around lesbians.

[ShoulderRoll]

lol @ Tua being proud that he Superman punched a girl. And the whole bit about the Chinese mafia being scared of him and his crew.

[Left Hook Tua]

lol @ Tua being proud that he Superman punched a girl. And the whole bit about the Chinese mafia being scared of him and his crew.

Perfect shot. I was like ali watching foreman heading down and I had my follow up punch ready but I didn't throw it as to not ruin the moment.


"A" Chinese mafia.

Not "The" Chinese mafia.

There's several ones. Different cities, states, regions, countries have different ones.