What's the dumbest/embarrassing thing you done at work?

[KillaMane26]

1. I used to spend the night with this co worker and ride with her to work, one night I broke up with her the day we had work, so she came to work and told everyone and the entire workplace was talking shyt about me. So then another girl I was messing with starting working their the same day, and she got really jealous and wanted to fight her. And our supervisors wanted to fire me for some reason???
I'm still cool with both of them but the 1st girl still hates her lol


2. Everyone saw me get arrested right after work, so the people who didn't like me made up stories about why I got arrested

[TheMyspaceDayz]

1. I was filling in for my sick uncle doing a janitorial job. Was in this empty two story office building that I had never been in before and didn’t have the clearance to be in. The job was wrapping up when I enter an office at the corner and startle an old woman at her desk. She asks what I am doing. I’m holding cleaning supplies so I figured she probably caught how ****** that question was as she asked it so I say “I’m robbing the place!”. This joke did not go over well. Stunned silence with her mouth literally hanging open. She didn’t know who I was and she is alone in this big building so that wasn’t the time or the place. I spent the next several minutes apologizing for nearly giving her a heart attack.

2. I was waxing a floor in a grocery store talking to my co-worker about this old bag I just ******. Talking about how she turned into a class 5 hoe after sipping on some wine, wore spanks, cooked like ****, gave me the key to her place after one night of smashing. I’m really driving it home how I must have ****** her good, going so far as to mimic how I ****** her, using the mop as a prop.

I’m done waxing that aisle so I move to the next and standing there was the woman’s daughter. I had met her briefly the previous night when I was at her moms. An apparent employee who hadn’t yet left the store, grabbing some cookies on her way out when I guess she heard me talking and just stood there for who knows how long.

The mom called me a few times after that but I ghosted her because I didn’t even want to have that talk ha.


These days I just keep my head down and keep my talking to a minimum so there isn’t much room for embarrassment. I got burned quite a few times back in the day though.

[Beercules]

When I worked at FedEx I was in the unload (feels weird saying that)

anyway my boy and I got really ****ing stoned

in the unload threes a button you push so the belt comes to you.

my high ass was brining in a pallet jack.

ny friend saw me like ‘what the **** are you doing?’

im like oh **** duh.


had to be there moment