What’s The Longest Time You’ve Ever Gone Without ******* OFF?!?!?

[b Murphington]

My all time best is 20 min. Felt like 20 yrs if I’m being honest.

Or for those of you weirdos who prefer *** over ******* OFF, what’s the longest you’ve ever gone without pounding poon?

And for those of you f@gg0ts who prefer ****, what’s the longest you’ve gone without taking it up the butt, or without sucking a **** bone dry?

[i_am_a_champ]

Did a year of no fap about 15 years ago , before people know what it was

I would do it regulary.

The longest ive nofapped for of recent times was about 5 years ago, 163 days or so.


I used to practice semen retention for a long time during my 20s and 30s

I am 42, but i can pass for being in my mid to late 20s and have had people assume i am of that age a few times

[b Murphington]

Did a year of no fap about 15 years ago , before people know what it was

I would do it regulary.

The longest ive nofapped for of recent times was about 5 years ago, 163 days or so.


I used to practice semen retention for a long time during my 20s and 30s

I am 42, but i can pass for being in my mid to late 20s and have had people assume i am of that age a few times

Semen retention. Hmmmmm.

[IceTrayDaGang]

went 8 years straight when i was doing time at USP allenwood.. had a celly that would always stay in our cell and would never go out to program. there was very little privacy so I never had the chance to wack one off. after doing 8 years at USP allenwood, I was finally transferred to USP atwater, when I first arrived at midnight, they put me in a single cell, i went into town that night.

[b Murphington]

went 8 years straight when i was doing time at USP allenwood.. had a celly that would always stay in our cell and would never go out to program. there was very little privacy so I never had the chance to wack one off. after doing 8 years at USP allenwood, I was finally transferred to USP atwater, when I first arrived at midnight, they put me in a single cell, i went into town that night.

NICE BRO!

Did your **** explode the second you touched it?

I bet it was a ATG, top P4P load.

[BodiesInFlight]

Did a year of no fap about 15 years ago , before people know what it was

I would do it regulary.

The longest ive nofapped for of recent times was about 5 years ago, 163 days or so.


I used to practice semen retention for a long time during my 20s and 30s

I am 42, but i can pass for being in my mid to late 20s and have had people assume i am of that age a few times

Semen retention lol ffs

[KillaMane26]

In my prime years I would smash my gf over the weekend and still jack off... Now I gotta ration my load.

I collect **** videos for my hot girls but I don't jack off like I used to

[b Murphington]

In my prime years I would smash my gf over the weekend and still jack off... Now I gotta ration my load.

I collect **** videos for my hot girls but I don't jack off like I used to

I wasted my prime years playing Halo and creeping out my would be fu#k partners.

I still don’t know how to talk to women.

[KillaMane26]

I wasted my prime years playing Halo and creeping out my would be fu#k partners.

I still don’t know how to talk to women.

lmao. Alcohol is our best friend if used wisely

[b Murphington]

lmao. Alcohol is our best friend if used wisely

Lol. Last year at my friends bachelor party, I was soooooo completely hammered.

We were at a bar in St Louis and they wanted me to go up to a girl and try to bring her back to the AirBnB we were staying at next door.

I sat next to her, introduced myself and everything and right away, no beating around the bush, no getting to know you, I just went straight to the, “I got a place next door. Wanna come over?”

The group legit ran over and apologized on my behalf and pulled me out of there. Aborted mission.