Going To Vegas!

[b Murphington]

How many bunny ranches are you going to visit? This is the most important thing to figure out when you are there!

Fu#k man. I’d have to sneak away from my parents / extended family. Are they open 24/7? I can sneak out and take an Uber out there for like, whatever it costs. I think the closest ranch is like, an hour and a half away.

I think some of them send out a limo to you. It would costs hundreds and hundreds of dollars though and I’m already down like, $60.

Maybe if I end up winning big, I might go out there late at night.

[b Murphington]

Nahhh I’m poor as sh#t. I can’t spend money like that on pu$$y

[b Murphington]

Maybe I’ll find a blackjack table somewhere for $15 minimum. Who knows? Play a few hands next thing you know I might be up $100.

[Dobyzhee]

Fu#k man. I’d have to sneak away from my parents / extended family. Are they open 24/7? I can sneak out and take an Uber out there for like, whatever it costs. I think the closest ranch is like, an hour and a half away.

I think some of them send out a limo to you. It would costs hundreds and hundreds of dollars though and I’m already down like, $60.

Maybe if I end up winning big, I might go out there late at night.

Bro, you seriously wanna go to Sheri’s Ranch?****

[Dobyzhee]

300 bucks back when I went in like 2007..

Adjust for inflatio..I dunno. Steal your mom’s credit card!!!

[Dobyzhee]

Dude, I got a grandma and her daughter already coming to visit us.

I’ll take the grandma. i already showed her my penis.

the daughter has size EEE *******!! P*say is p*ussy..

beats Jackin off to ****!! We’re smashing in your room..

Fat & White..Larry’s type of woman!!

[markusmod]

What is sober?

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!

[b Murphington]

Dude, I got a grandma and her daughter already coming to visit us.

I’ll take the grandma. i already showed her my *****.

the daughter has size EEE *******!! P*say is p*ussy..

beats Jackin off to ****!! We’re smashing in your room..

Fat & White..Larry’s type of woman!!

Dude you were at the Piano Lounge at the same time that we were walking over to Diablo’s last night for a dinner reservation. We probably were like, no more that 100 ft from each other.

I won $459 on one of the Quick Hits. I treated my family to dinner.

Then later last night, my old man got a royal flush on video poker. $1,000. He gave me $100. But that ain’t sh#t. Just before that, the woman sitting across from my old man hit 4 aces with the kicker. She was playing the max bet. $25 per hand. It was a $10,000 payout. She had to wait for the attendant to verify. If she hit a royal flush, it would’ve been like $20,000.