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    [REAL TALK] Ask a ***!!! I can recite the 5 Books of Moses

    Ask me anything kosher related

    #2
    What's with the yamakas? Those little things that you wear on your heads, what do they represent. Why do you wear them?
    ...............Rockin'
    Last edited by Rockin'; 07-18-2022, 08:32 AM.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
      Ask me anything kosher related
      I've noticed quite of few ***s with huge beaks.
      Is that a requirement ?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BodyBagz View Post

        I've noticed quite of few ***s with huge beaks.
        Is that a requirement ?
        Air is free and I got the beak to prove it

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          #5
          Originally posted by Rockin' View Post
          What's with the yamakas? Those little things that you wear on your heads, what do they represent. Why do you wear them?
          ...............Rockin'
          It is a sign , it humbles us and shows a separation between us and the creator.

          We also wear a lil box with tiny writing on our forehead s

          in Tel Aviv reply ultra Orthodox ***s do even crazier chit.

          im kinda a moderate ***. My wife isn’t allowed to touch the five Books of Moses

          at Edmunds.com I was hired and made a boss because I obey

          it ain’t a racist thing

          but in general lazy azz people (**** affirmative action & ***)

          I get hired to put in work
          On Friday nights I’m on my knees praying for saiblo14 and other non *** people!

          I hope I answered you question



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            #6
            Originally posted by BodyBagz View Post

            I've noticed quite of few ***s with huge beaks.
            Is that a requirement ?
            My beak exceeds my kok
            I feel I got short changed

            my wife tolerated it.

            my wife is always wondering if I’m gonna go off and hit a mofo in the throat.

            I wasn’t imprisoned for being a ****ing nice guy.

            True Boxing Phaggot never showed
            then he made so many excuses
            epic
            Z showed up, the ****** man made excuses
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              #7
              Originally posted by Zaroku View Post

              My beak exceeds my kok
              I feel I got short changed

              my wife tolerated it.

              my wife is always wondering if I’m gonna go off and hit a mofo in the throat.

              I wasn’t imprisoned for being a ****ing nice guy.

              True Boxing Phaggot never showed
              then he made so many excuses
              epic
              Z showed up, the ****** man made excuses
              The bed sheet with the hole in it....is that the level of *** you are or were ?

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                #8
                Originally posted by BodyBagz View Post

                The bed sheet with the hole in it....is that the level of *** you are or were ?
                LMAO

                Symbolic transliteration
                I struggle to try to do the right thing

                often I don’t know what the right thing is

                my brother in law went I beat his azz
                i could not wait for God to show up

                if life is a one shot deal with no repercussions
                then you see a very different Zaroku


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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zaroku View Post

                  LMAO

                  Symbolic transliteration
                  I struggle to try to do the right thing

                  often I don’t know what the right thing is

                  my brother in law went I beat his azz
                  i could not wait for God to show up

                  if life is a one shot deal with no repercussions
                  then you see a very different Zaroku

                  I could never pass that bed sheet *** test.
                  I'm a sloppy sweaty mess that needs flesh on flesh connectiveness.

                  It's a shame we won't find out for sure until we're dead

                  Strange, though. If humans were to find out there are no afterlife repercussions, the instant instinct is to kill, **** and rob.
                  What the fck.......

                  Next question -
                  What are some of the benefits of being a *** ?

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                    #10
                    I read most of the Old Testament within the last year.

                    Which is your favorite book?

                    I think Joshua is underrated.

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