What is some weird shi* your parents did?

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Doesn’t necessarily have to involve you… and I understand they probably tried to cover a lot of stuff up but if you’re like me, you uncovered some things.

[Marchegiano]

In the 90s in a ****hole in Tennessee that had a population of less than 1500 my father bought a house and in that house he renovated it into a triplex and rented it, but, in the garage he build himself a club, and, it was a swingers club called bedrock.

[Citizen Koba]

My dear old Ma smuggled Heroin across several European borders, ahem... 'internally* to keep my old man from getting too sick on the drive back from Greece when he finally got his visa to come live in the UK. Dude did a proper rattle when he got back here, but I didn't really understand it at the time, I was like 9, just wondered why he spent so much time in his room. That was like 40 years ago now though, so I can't imagine Albanian or French customs officials coming hunting her down at this point.

[Dakuwaqa]

My dear old Ma smuggled Heroin across several European borders, ahem... 'internally* to keep my old man from getting too sick on the drive back from Greece when he finally got his visa to come live in the UK. Dude did a proper rattle when he got back here, but I didn't really understand it at the time, I was like 9, just wondered why he spent so much time in his room. That was like 40 years ago now though, so I can't imagine Albanian or French customs officials coming hunting her down at this point.

Daaaaaaaang!!

[Citizen Koba]

Daaaaaaaang!!

Yeah. Kinda crazy. He picked up his habit later on in prison under the junta, but when they met in '68 he was just a kinda chancer, streetwise dude... lived in a poor district of Athens after his families village home was burnt out by the royalists during the civil war. I know he did a lot of stuff, merchant navy, salesman,... says on my birth certificate he was a 'tourist guide' but best I can tell that basically involved guiding female tourists like my mum onto the end of his ****...

The story of how they got it together was an odd one, my ma was out in Athens on holiday with a friend from nursing college. Mum was pretty, seen the photos, a head turner back in the day. My old man tried his luck outside a taverna but she knocked him back at first. Then a day or two later she and her friend were invited out to a yacht party by some strangers flashing money and accepted, but somehow my old man got wind of it and knew the stories about the kinda stuff went on on that yacht. Came down to the docks and got in a fight with the guys trying to get my mum on board rescued her from whatever... guess you got to imagine for yourself. Anyway rest is history.

My brother was born a year later. Mum lived in Greece pretty much til '72 when they got married coupla months before I was born but then fled to England cos of the political situation at the time. Dad ended up in the torture prison out at Aegina for 6 months or so for 'agitating' or some shet... I never knew him before, obviously, but everyone I've spoken to said ihe came out completely changed. Guess you would.

[B.UTLER]

My parents have a super weird son. He often posts in boxingscene lounge.

[Jc8804]

My parents divorced when i was 9 . My dad re married 5 years later , and my mom had consistent boyfriend 1 year after they split for about 12 years then a new boyfriend for like 4,5and 5 years .

my parents to this day still hook up on the side .they never stopped. Me and my brother are the only ones who know ,not even my sisters know

[paulf]

The weirdest **** my dad ever did was marry my mom.

My Dad was a tall, handsome Navy vet and entrepreneur. Based outta San Diego, he was traveling the country opening restaurants. Super outgoing, popular with everyone.

He met my Mom; a bitter, depressed loser who was working in a bar in the mall. In Oklahoma.

Anyway he married her and stayed in Oklahoma the rest of his life. Still baffles me to this day.

[Butt stuff]

This already has the makings of an elite thread. Nice work OP.

[Butt stuff]

No where near as exciting as Koba's origin story but – My dad was apparently a bit of a cheeky bastard when he was younger, so eventually my gran sent him to England to study and to keep him out of trouble. We met his old pals in Hong Kong once we'd grown up, turns out what happened really was he'd fallen in with the triads and was a naughty little b*stard doing gang ****er ****. So funny considering how old and soft he is these days.