anyone got tatoos on your d.1ck? was it painful? what's ur tattoo?

[B.UTLER]

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[Citizen Koba]

Had my frenum pierced but no, no **** ink.

You heard the joke about the guy on holiday in Barbados who had his girls name - 'Wendy' tattoo'd on his ****? Goes for a piss and happens to look over at the dude pissing at the uirinal next to him...

Ah... it's one that was doing the rounds when I was a kid about 35 years ago. Won't spoil it for ya..

[Mike_b]

I got my **** inked up like a caterpillar, so when it gets hard it becomes a butterfly with wings on the shaft tatted on the sides lol.

[Willy Wanker]

I have a B tattooed on my ****.

I was going to get B.utler tattooed down there, but the pain was too much to handle after the first letter.

And my pecker is too small anyways, I don't think all the letters would fit.

[Willy Wanker]

But for real, the most painful spot I got tattooed was the lower part of my armpit.

I could only imagine the pain from a **** tattoo.

[iamboxing]

Men get tattoos on their ****s to distract women from noticing how tiny their ****s are.

[B.UTLER]

I have a B tattooed on my ****.

I was going to get B.utler tattooed down there, but the pain was too much to handle after the first letter.

And my pecker is too small anyways, I don't think all the letters would fit.

Usually you put name of your girlfriend/wife or boyfriend in the tattoo.. i appreciate it's my name you thought of putting down there..

[Anthony342]

No, but once had a huge whitehead pimple on it in my teens. That was a long ass week, waiting for it to harden enough to pop.

[Zaroku]

But for real, the most painful spot I got tattooed was the lower part of my armpit.

I could only imagine the pain from a **** tattoo.

This crazy **** Richard Wayne Harden Swane… got a ****ing mural laugh now cry later… and clowns with knives.

that honkey was crazy….he hated Messican s
and coons.

He had a pit (****) bull(bowel)

he took dumps and filled his toilet with caca.

he got a mural of tats on his rib cage… didn’t make a sound.

[Willy Wanker]

This crazy **** Richard Wayne Harden Swane… got a ****ing mural laugh now cry later… and clowns with knives.

that honkey was crazy….he hated Messican s
and coons.

He had a pit (****) bull(bowel)

he took dumps and filled his toilet with caca.

he got a mural of tats on his rib cage… didn’t make a sound.

Sounds like a fun guy to snort some lines with.