Tyson's milking muscle. Rate it.

[ShoulderRoll]

But only if you have enough points. I don't want you in here if you're an e-points pauper.

[The Old LefHook]

Ol' Mike had impressive extensor carpi radialis longus, don't let anyone kid you, son. I've seen it knotted up at his bent elbow like a golf ball under his skin. The man had some serious grip without a visible milking muscle, believe me, which is why he had a serious punch. No grip, no punch, is a well known boxing proverb, I believe, or should be.

Now, the Johnson milking muscle is another matter. It pops right out of the crotch of the wrist between tendons, fully freak, and on no other man, as far as I can tell.

In the history of mankind, others must have had it. But did they? For in my vast library of strongman literature and combat literature, there is no mention or picture of it anywhere to be found. It must therefore be far more rare than perfect pitch, which is about 1/10,000. We personally know plenty of people with perfect pitch. Most of the world's great musicians do NOT have perfect pitch. I was in a music theory class of 13, once upon a time, where 3 classmates possessed perfect pitch. Of course that is where you expect to find such people clustered, in a music theory course instead of at a plumber's convention. Makes perfect sense.

We expect to find people with a milking muscle clustered, if anywhere, among strongmen, but have never seen or heard of another individual with one, let alone two fully developed milking muscles. Now you may realize that looking for another milking muscle has been a bit like the search for extra-terrestrial life.

[The Old LefHook]

You like points, eh?

Well, then find me another milking muscle, verified and bonafide, and 80,000 points are yours, guaranteed.

Now, a prize like that should bring anyone out of the woodwork. But you just watch, there will not be even a peep from this huge collection of muscle aficionados concerning a muscle that would always get notice and a lot of press among such a group.

I tell you, the Johnson milking muscle is more rare than 1/1,000,000, or someone of us would have seen it elsewhere, possibly even as rare as 1/1,000,000,000. If there was any justice in the world, the most famous Johnson would be Bob Johnson. More famous than either of our presidents with that surname. The man had milking muscles in each wrist that may have been as rare as 1/1,000,000,000.

So far, we have no number for the rarity of the Johnson milking muscle.

Join the search for the JMM now.

[The Old LefHook]

Where are all the milking muscle aficionados? They must think I am joshing. No, I am not. There is a milking muscle and I knew a man who had it. Its likelihood must be somewhat less than 1/1,000,000,000. it is just a happy accident of fortune that the man's name happened to be Johnson.