Biggest score was probably half a bottle of Rum, two joints and a designer scarf that I later regifted to another girl.
A girl left her raincoat. I texted her a couple times, called once and nothin. Bumped into her at a party and in front of like 5 people she says “I don’t give a shit. Keep it. The *** was terrible and I don’t want to talk to you again”. She said this like I’m not going to say something back. I go “my **** was numb because I had to drink in order to sleep with you. Youre loose and it felt like you were going to break my **** every 20 seconds with your weird *** moves. And you left your coat at my place on purpose so you can come back at a later date and reclaim it. Just an excuse to see me again. Try to embarrass me? *****.”
A girl left her raincoat. I texted her a couple times, called once and nothin. Bumped into her at a party and in front of like 5 people she says “I don’t give a shit. Keep it. The *** was terrible and I don’t want to talk to you again”. She said this like I’m not going to say something back. I go “my **** was numb because I had to drink in order to sleep with you. Youre loose and it felt like you were going to break my **** every 20 seconds with your weird *** moves. And you left your coat at my place on purpose so you can come back at a later date and reclaim it. Just an excuse to see me again. Try to embarrass me? *****.”
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