The dumbest thing you ever did

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I used to date this blonde smoke show. 10/10. She cheated on me with her marine ex and got pregnant so I dumped her.

When her kid was about 5, I tried reconnecting. We went on a date and I referred to her kid as “that thing”. She pointed it out and I didn’t even realize I did it. Then I did it again multiple times and it pissed her off. It was an automatic response that I couldn’t stop.

She named her kid Leto after Jared Leto. You
can imagine how dumb af she is with her blue hair.

Anyway, the dumbest thing I ever did was allowing her to go to his place to grab a bunch of CD’s and photos. She told me so many stories about how aggressive and psychotic this guy is. He chased her and choked her on the front lawn once. I met him and he talks like a **** where he believes they would have made a perfect baby together. Very awkward mfer. But I let her go because I felt this would prove I’m trusting and that she can overcome anything. She can’t overcome jack****. She came back home crying and all apologetic.

if your girl talks about an ex way too much, it ain’t over. The embers are still smouldering. And that kid is far from perfect. Just as dumb as his mom.

[BodyBagz]

I used to date this blonde smoke show. 10/10. She cheated on me with her marine ex and got pregnant so I dumped her.

When her kid was about 5, I tried reconnecting. We went on a date and I referred to her kid as “that thing”. She pointed it out and I didn’t even realize I did it. Then I did it again multiple times and it pissed her off. It was an automatic response that I couldn’t stop.

She named her kid Leto after Jared Leto. You
can imagine how dumb af she is with her blue hair.

Anyway, the dumbest thing I ever did was allowing her to go to his place to grab a bunch of CD’s and photos. She told me so many stories about how aggressive and psychotic this guy is. He chased her and choked her on the front lawn once. I met him and he talks like a **** where he believes they would have made a perfect baby together. Very awkward mfer. But I let her go because I felt this would prove I’m trusting and that she can overcome anything. She can’t overcome jack****. She came back home crying and all apologetic.

if your girl talks about an ex way too much, it ain’t over. The embers are still smouldering. And that kid is far from perfect. Just as dumb as his mom.

Guaranteed Anorak is going to peruse this thread

[Left Hook Tua]

Guaranteed Anorak is going to peruse this thread

For his bullshiet story thread?

Any story that involves fighting or a woman, he thinks is automatically bs.

[BodyBagz]

For his bullshiet story thread?

Any story that involves fighting or a woman, he thinks is automatically bs.

Honest buffoonery is right up his alley

[TheMyspaceDayz]

For his bullshiet story thread?

Any story that involves fighting or a woman, he thinks is automatically bs.

He is kinda funny though. I respect the hustle. You can tell when someone lives a boring life though because everything is unbelievable to them.

[FinitoxDinamita]

Seriously.. please don't stoop down to that level again. It lowers your value. The moment we reconnected, i would have revenge fked her as hard as i can in her anus before nutting all over that face. Then id leave her hanging and move on.

[MinuteMaid5]

Getting tattoos on my wrists when I was 14 by an amateur tattoo guy while at his house.

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Getting tattoos on my wrists when I was 14 by an amateur tattoo guy while at his house.

I have “FTW” burned into my right forearm. Put a knife over a fire until it was white hot. Three of us did it. Was supposed to be the start of a gang but the leader got caught doing ****** **** right away so we disbanded. Still have this funky ass scar though. Seems so emo now.

[Silence]

I used to date this blonde smoke show. 10/10. She cheated on me with her marine ex and got pregnant so I dumped her.

When her kid was about 5, I tried reconnecting. We went on a date and I referred to her kid as “that thing”. She pointed it out and I didn’t even realize I did it. Then I did it again multiple times and it pissed her off. It was an automatic response that I couldn’t stop.

She named her kid Leto after Jared Leto. You
can imagine how dumb af she is with her blue hair.

Anyway, the dumbest thing I ever did was allowing her to go to his place to grab a bunch of CD’s and photos. She told me so many stories about how aggressive and psychotic this guy is. He chased her and choked her on the front lawn once. I met him and he talks like a **** where he believes they would have made a perfect baby together. Very awkward mfer. But I let her go because I felt this would prove I’m trusting and that she can overcome anything. She can’t overcome jack****. She came back home crying and all apologetic.

if your girl talks about an ex way too much, it ain’t over. The embers are still smouldering. And that kid is far from perfect. Just as dumb as his mom.

Write this story on Wattpad.

[Left Hook Tua]

Getting tattoos on my wrists when I was 14 by an amateur tattoo guy while at his house.

I got my arm tatted up when I was 14 by my homeboy

He used a Walkman and a guitar string

He ****ed that shiet up

Crooked and misspelled

Lol

Everyone kept telling me to have it tatted over but I never bothered