Anyone know where my lounge bull**** of the week thread is?

[Guest]

Tried it in search, can't find it. And just when Offensive Wizardry told me about this bull**** masterclass:

Having a group dinner at this restaurant bar. Maybe a dozen plus of us plus some girlfriends.

Dinner is over, everyone saying their goodbyes or discussing where to meet up or what to do for the rest of the night. Everyone split up. Some guys are still in the restaurant. Some are out front talking. Some headed to their cars already.

One of my friends recognize a few guys at the front. Chinese organized crime guys. Words were exchanged. My friends start beating them up. There was too many of us, they had no chance.

One of the girls with those Chinese guys was from a Mafia out of Taiwan. She thought she was gonna intervene. She started punching and kicking my friends that was beating up her boyfriend.

She was screaming. Turned to her left "WTF?", turned to her right "WTF?", as she turn to the left again I laid her out.

One punch. Jumping superman punch. Chick was tall and had some giant heels on.

Biatch did a baby giraffe stagger in her high heels to the ground and was unconscious. The sound and sight of her heels when it happened was hilarious.

Funniest part is one of her girlfriends came to her aid as she was unconscious on her back. Her girlfriend tried to revive her and when she woke up she thought she was still fighting and she started punching her friend who was reviving her.

It was funny. I couldn't stop laughing but then I realized I just got out and is on probation. I did not want to get violated for hitting a giant chick in high heels.

I screamed "That's F@cked Up, someone hit the girl!"

I wasn't gonna stick around. Headed to the car to leave while those guys were still getting beat up and that girl was still trying to punch her own homegirl from the ground.

Where'd you start with that? His boast is hitting a woman?

But the Chinese mafia **** themselves over him and his mates were out that night. "maybe a dozen plus" of them... I wonder how they booked the table?

"How many people are dining, sir?"

"Ummm... maybe a dozen. Maybe more than that."

"Well, we need to know an exact number for the table booking."

"Oh, don't worry about that, I'm only bullshitting anyway. You're a figment of my imagination like the rest of this story."


Imagine being the head of the Chinese Triad.

"Are we going out tonight for a gangland hit?"

"Well, we were thinking about it, but we heard some cunt off an internet forum might be out. He might punch women."

"That shouldn't interfere with our plans."

"No, but he's out with a dozen of his imaginary friends."

"A dozen?"

"Maybe. Could be a dozen plus. He loses count."

"Fuck me, we'd better stay in tonight then. Tell the Mexican cartel and the Crips as well... we don't want them getting hurt. They'd have no chance."




It's fine bullshit, folks - is it your bullshit of the week?

[B.UTLER]

Thats should be in sticky and i thought it was at one point

[-MEGA-]

[Offensive Wizardry]

you're a good guy annie despite our differences and your avatars.

[Left Hook Tua]

Tried it in search, can't find it. And just when Offensive Wizardry told me about this bull**** masterclass:





Where'd you start with that? His boast is hitting a woman?

But the Chinese mafia **** themselves over him and his mates were out that night. "maybe a dozen plus" of them... I wonder how they booked the table?

"How many people are dining, sir?"

"Ummm... maybe a dozen. Maybe more than that."

"Well, we need to know an exact number for the table booking."

"Oh, don't worry about that, I'm only bullshitting anyway. You're a figment of my imagination like the rest of this story."


Imagine being the head of the Chinese Triad.

"Are we going out tonight for a gangland hit?"

"Well, we were thinking about it, but we heard some cunt off an internet forum might be out. He might punch women."

"That shouldn't interfere with our plans."

"No, but he's out with a dozen of his imaginary friends."

"A dozen?"

"Maybe. Could be a dozen plus. He loses count."

"*********** me, we'd better stay in tonight then. Tell the Mexican cartel and the Crips as well... we don't want them getting hurt. They'd have no chance."




It's fine bullshit, folks - is it your bullshit of the week?

Story is completely true, Annie.

Funny story too.

[Left Hook Tua]

Thats should be in sticky and i thought it was at one point

Story is old.

Might be in there already.

I always tease Mak about it.

That girl I laid out is Mak friend.

Mak was tapping that before.

[i_am_a_champ]

But didnt the chinese mafia do some karate back and fight with honor to ploteck famree

[B.UTLER]

Story is old.

Might be in there already.

I always tease Mak about it.

That girl I laid out is Mak friend.

Mak was tapping that before.

I meant the BS thread of anocrack should be sticky..

[Left Hook Tua]

But didnt the chinese mafia do some karate back and fight with honor to ploteck famree

Kalate is Japanese not chinese

Lacist!

[Left Hook Tua]

I meant the BS thread of anocrack should be sticky..

Somebody bumped it already

I saw it on the front page