The dumbest thing you ever done while drunk

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Don’t know if I ever told this story before

I once returned home black out drunk from the bar and passed out in the shower. Woke up to the freezing cold water.

here is the twist.

I entered and then showered in my neighbour’s identical house. When I came out of the washroom it was like 4 AM and everyone was awake in the living room. Even the little kids. Man of the house asks if I’m okay and I say yeah.

He has since told me he turned the water cold to wake me up.

[Sweet Pea 5O]

Ended laid up at Sutter Memorial with three Sheriff's waiting happily to take me to Sac County, and one hell of a hospital bill.

It was in parlance of this generation....

FR FR, NO CAP.

[siablo14]

Don’t know if I ever told this story before

I once returned home black out drunk from the bar and passed out in the shower. Woke up to the freezing cold water.

here is the twist.

I entered and then showered in my neighbour’s identical house. When I came out of the washroom it was like 4 AM and everyone was awake in the living room. Even the little kids. Man of the house asks if I’m okay and I say yeah.

He has since told me he turned the water cold to wake me up.

That's quite careless of your neighbour. He needs to properly secure his home. How did you get in so easily?

[siablo14]

Ended laid up at Sutter Memorial with three Sheriff's waiting happily to take me to Sac County, and one hell of a hospital bill.

It was in parlance of this generation....

FR FR, NO CAP.

Accident or attempted...?

[Sweet Pea 5O]

Accident or attempted...?

Lol, nah.

Big house party.

Alcohol.

Gangs.

Guns.

Wrapped my car.

Tried to fight said Sheriff's after going through the windshield.

Got put on the 8th floor in Sac County because of "affiliation".

T'was a fun time.

[TheMyspaceDayz]

That's quite careless of your neighbour. He needs to properly secure his home. How did you get in so easily?

I’m Canadian. Everyone used to keep their doors unlocked before covid.

It’s actually kind of nuts looking back because it’s not like everyone here is great. There are some lunatics

[siablo14]

Lol, nah.

Big house party.

Alcohol.

Gangs.

Guns.

Wrapped my car.

Tried to fight said Sheriff's after going through the windshield.

Got put on the 8th floor in Sac County because of "affiliation".

T'was a fun time.

Sad. Your folks were probably embarrassed.

[Sweet Pea 5O]

Sad. Your folks were probably embarrassed.

Aye, so they were.

[Beercules]

Hmm. 2014.

Donnie and JRs (bar that sells 1$ beer)

Went with my friend on lesbian night. Turns out this bartender (hot, no not full blown gay) is hitting on my friend.

Long story short my friend and her started hooking up. Her lesbian gf see the **** and flips.

I'm trying to keep the peace. I get popped in the ****ing mouth by Rosie O Donnelly. Whatever her name was.

Owner saw how it went down and drinks on the house all night.


Woke up at my friends house like wtf

[b Murphington]

Got real drunk at a local bar. Like a quick 5 min drive from my home.

Well, I wasn’t in any condition to drive. We talked to the owner to see if it’s okay that I left my car in the parking lot and he said it was fine. Got dropped off.

Well, I was home, and I continued to drink. I knew I had work the next day, and I thought about how sh#tty it would be to have to wake up early the next day to pick up my car, so I had the bright drunk idea to take a half hour stumble back to the bar to retrieve my car.

All of this was documented on drunken snapchats that I sent to various friends. I don’t remember parking my car. Next day I woke up and had to check my car to make sure I didn’t hit anything. All was well, but I received a lot of backlash from my friends. Especially from the guy who originally dropped me off at home so that I wouldn’t drive home drunk!